ALLISON REED AIELLO
RECENTLY NOMINATED FOR SGA PRESIDENT!
HAYDEN SHEA
Fraulein's father and mentor, Hayden Shea provides a stabilizing force in Fraulein's life as she prevents Allie from doing anything stupid. She actively discourages Fraulein's antics and alleged drug use, refusing to buy Fraulein alcohol or participate in her pranks.
CYNTHIA
Fraulein's best friend and secret lover, Cynthia is a terrible influence on Fraulein. A word of warning: Keep your friends and family away from this girl. Fraulein and Cynthia plan to get married this year on the fourth of July.
GRACE BENZ
ALY FASSETT-CARMAN
The proud mother of Fraulein, Grace Benz is a positive influence in every way. She teaches Allie all the best dance moves, including, but not limited to, the sprinkler, the butt twitch, the wall twerk, and the windmill.
Aly Fassett-Carman is Allie's and the rest of the world's idol. Worshipped as a demi-god by the entire frisbee team, Aly's license for a cult is forthcoming. I look forward to becoming her disciple, like Fraulein.
ARI GRANT-SASSON
GIN
Ari Grant-Sasson is ok.
Gin is Fraulein's absolute best friend in the entire world. Gin keeps her warm at night and comforts her when she is sad. She has the wildest adventures with gin, as they visit magical far away lands together, like Narnia or Westeros. Occasionally, Fraulein and Gin have a threesome with Tonic.