I have recently conducted a study on probable success rates of frisbee teams at D1 regionals this coming weekend, and I have concluded that a team is most likely to win if they have a fraulein playing for them. Therefore, I feel that it is safe to assume that the Middlebury College Lady Pranksters will throughly destroy all other teams. QED.
Each year around this time, the Campus turns its focus to the upcoming Student Government Association presidential election. Unlike last year, there w...